I make it to Phantom Ranch’s Canteen in plenty of time to down a couple of beers before they close at 4:00pm to prepare for the evening meals. But first, Kate, the bartender/hostess/receptionist/wait staff tells me to go to the dorm first to secure my spot. “Pick any available bed that has a towel folded on it.” It’s late in the afternoon, so I am thinking I’ll be lucky if I can secure a lower bunk. I am surprised to enter the dorm room and find all 10 beds still up for grabs. I take the one at the far end of the room in a small alcove. It has a lot more privacy and is closest to the bathroom.
I am also pleasantly surprised to lay down on my bunk to find the mattress is nice and comfy. The dorm rooms are each equipped with a toilet and hot shower with “body shampoo.” At $50 a night, one might think they should offer a few more luxuries, but when you consider that everything from the clean sheets to the staff who make the beds must come down over seven miles by mule or by foot, the price seems more reasonable.
If fifty bucks seems like a lot to pay for a 10-person dorm room, you should see the meal prices. It costs me as much for a steak dinner as it does a good night sleep. But oh, let me tell you….it was the best steak dinner I have had in months!
There are two meal shifts each day – the early breakfast at 5:30am, and the “late” (LOL!) breakfast at 7:00am. Dinner is also served in two shifts. The steak dinner is served at 5:00pm, while the Hikers Stew seating is at 6:30pm. All meals are served family style. And if you think food tastes better on a camp-out, you should sample the fare at the bottom of the Grand Canyon! The steaks are seared to perfection, while the Hiker’s Stew is sublimely seasoned. Add to that the anticipation of hearing the dinner bell “dong,” salivating like Pavlov’s dog after a full day of hiking, and it is, as the MasterCard ad says, “Priceless!”
I did do a bit of “soul searching” over my two beers when the sobering realization hit that some poor animal had to carry the cans down and back up again along the steep canyon paths, strictly for my enjoyment. But where does one draw the line at such standards? As an animal, is carrying my dinner any more preferable to being my dinner? They rationalize it by saying these are “working” animals, bred with a job to do. Well, at least I didn’t ride one. But it did give me pause.
I booked two nights at Phantom Ranch because I thought I might need a day of rest in between my South Kaibab entrance and Bright Angel exit. The long, 10.5 mile hike out with almost 5,000 ft in elevation gain is haunting me. The climb out of the canyon has had me psyched out long before I made the hike into the canyon. So I figured I’d just book a day in between to explore around the ranch and spend some time alongside the river. Although Ranger Gaelyn and several other hikers around the dinner table all extolled about the beauty of Ribbon Falls, well, that’s a 12 mile round trip hike from the Ranch…way too far for my “day off.”
Since the North Rim is closed at this time of the year, there is no shuttle service back around to the South Rim. So unless one wants to hike a “Rim to Rim to Rim,” meaning cross the canyon twice, one must exit back out to the South Rim from mid-October to mid-May. Still, I’d like to see a bit of the North Kaibab Trail, the only northbound exit trail out of the canyon. Ribbon Falls is almost halfway up the North Kaibab Trail. The first three miles follow the Bright Angel Creek through a deep, dark gorge referred to as “The Box.” This part of the trail is reported to be reasonably flat, so I figure it will be a good option to keep my legs limbered up on my day off.
But once I get started, I don’t want to stop. The scenery in the Box is gorgeous, following chiseled cuts through basement rocks of Bright Angel Canyon, with the sound of the rushing creek echoing across the narrow gorge. Though it doesn’t end there, as the scenery continues to be awe-inspiring once the canyon walls open up around the three mile mark, and desert gardens appear. I meet very few hikers coming in the opposite direction, but hands down, everyone says “You MUST go to Ribbon Falls…it’s a long way, but SOOOO worth it!” So I keep going…and going…and going.
The last part of the six miles to the falls is the hardest. I have a turnaround time of 1:30pm in order to make it back in time for my expensive steak dinner. A couple of hikers tell me to take off my boots and cross the creek….it will cut half an hour off the hike, and save me from having to climb up what I later learn is known as “Asinine Hill” to reach the hikers bridge. I take the cutoff toward the river, but can’t find a place where I could comfortably cross. If I weren’t alone, I would have no qualms. But the river is cold and swift, and I only have one pole with me. I just don’t think it’s a good idea to cross since no one knows I’ve ventured this far. So I turn around back to the trail and continue on up the grueling hill. I make it to the falls by 1:10pm, with twenty minutes to spare to explore the falls.
It is a beautiful hike with a total of only 1,200 ft elevation gain. One must cross six foot bridges zigzagging across Bright Angel Creek to reach the grotto at the base of the falls. Then there’s a small dirt trail that continues up, passing behind the veil of a waterfall.
I have the falls all to myself with one exception. Since leaving Phantom Ranch, I’ve been “leap frogging” a young woman, Alice, another solo hiker on the trail. Alice is from Montreal, and is riding her bike through the US. She began her journey in Vancouver, has ridden down the Oregon coast, through Utah, and is on her way to Florida. Solo. In the winter. On a bicycle. I really admire her tenacity. As we take turns overtaking each other, both to Ribbon Falls and back, as well as on the hike out the following day, we exchange a little more of our respective “stories” at each rest stop. Two women traveling the same road, yet on such different journeys. Alice is definitely on the road less traveled.
I make it back just in time for the dinner bell. Prior to each meal at Phantom Ranch, the server who singlehandedly “seats and greets” the 48 dinner guests, stands up to give a short welcome. During each one of these brief talks, the special interest stories vary. One might talk about “a day in the life” of a Phantom Ranch employee, while another might tell of the Native American pilgrimages to sacred spots like Ribbon Falls or Phantom Canyon. But one consistent message delivered is that of the five million visitors to the Grand Canyon each year, only ten percent venture below the rim. Fewer than one percent make it all the way to the Ranch. Suddenly, fifty bucks a night to sleep at our National Park’s “most exclusive lodge” doesn’t seem so bad, even if it is in a dorm room!
Another excellent post. I am oh, so enjoying your journal. Now to go up with you.
What gorgeous pictures and Ribbon Falls is definitely unique. Maybe you should hike with a Go Pro camera on and video these hikes so we can watch them while on our treadmills during these -degree days of snow and ice! Thanks for brightening up these frigid winter days!
Great idea!
I can’t wait for part 2, the hike out. I hiked this trail as you did but camped in the campground. I did enjoy the meals as you did and loved them.
So glad you made that hike. Ribbon Falls is uniquely amazing. The box is my favorite part of the trail. Of course I’ve never done that in the 100+ heat of summer. Too bad I’d left the canyon already or would have met you at the top of the North Kaibab with a cold brew.
I love that you post this blog so I can go along with you with a glass of wine in my hand! Your photos are fabulous, and I love tagging along with you on your journeys!
The canyon floor is spectacular! The Ranch is so nice and the steak dinner looked wonderful! Glad you hiked to Ribbon Falls. That green mount is way cool.
There are no adequate words to express the joy I feel with this post…oh! how I love those shots of beer and food after that long and arduous hike! 🙂 My mouth is watering at the sight of that gorgeously charred red meat, yes, but…mostly I jest. The hike to Ribbon Falls was so pretty! And that photo behind the veil of the falls? Oh, my! The verdant green of luscious moss playing off the vibrant reds of the “ribbon” canyon walls! Oh, my goodness…thank you so much for taking us (me, especially) along on this adventure down through the Grand Canyon…I am SO glad for us all that you snagged that opened reservation! And, dang! What about that Alice?
Excellent post and breathtaking photos. Thanks for taking us along. I can’t wait to see what’s ahead. Mary Lou
Beautiful! I’m so glad you took me to Ribbon Falls, a place I’ll likely never visit. Alice from Montreal is quite the inspiration for young women everywhere!
WOW… Maybe your best posting ever!
Thank you!
Cool!
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I too am glad you hiked to Ribbon Falls…beautiful! You are da woman!!!