Nobody Gets Off in This Town

When I was in Austin for my two week escape from the driveway, I went to dinner at my favorite sushi restaurant.  I love to sit at the sushi bar and watch the edible art being created as I sample the small plates that come up one by one, while sipping $3 sake until my gums are comfortably numb.   The place is always packed, so it is always a crap shoot whether you will be seated next to Continue reading

Full Circle Back to Weird

After sitting parked in my parent’s driveway for two weeks, I was getting a bad case of “driveway fever.”    There are only so many trips down to the local Walmart, or through the many fast food drive-thrus lining the main street of our 5,000 resident town that I will allow myself to make.    And my dear parents mean well, but Continue reading

New Shoes, Black, Size 16…

Aren’t they beeee-utiful?  Exciting stuff here in North Texas!!

I almost quit my job last week.   The amount of work and projects seem to be inversely proportional to the number of people that remain on my “team”…..from 4 teammates a year ago, now down to a team of “me.”  I even went so far as to call HR in attempt to order the “Intent to Retire Workbook” only to have them tell me they wouldn’t send it to me until after I had given them the date of my “intent to retire.”

But then I went to the Dodge Service Center and laid out $900 in a matter of a few hours. Continue reading

Welcome to Texas, Snowbirds!….or “How to Survive a Texas Ice Storm!”

I have been parked in the driveway of my parents’ home in Central Texas.  Having grown up here, I know the old joke about “Don’t like the weather?  Just wait 15 minutes!” had to be coined about Texas, as it is common for the temperature to drop from the 80’s to the 40’s in an hour.    The weather was pleasant when I arrived, but the forecast predicted the always dreaded “wintery mix” on the way. Continue reading